why u scream
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
*sees there’s a queer relationship on a show* *starts watching that show*
and my snacks
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
I wish I could illegally download clothes
my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me
is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’
that would be the sister
your sister sounds pleasant
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo